In this Day & Age...

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I was supposed to get up early and I didn’t because my body is all kinds of achy and my eyes are all puffy

I didn’t even WIN any of the battles
/cries in corner

Trappedinthisbox says HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M EV TRAINING MY…

I’LL VINE WHIP YOU SO BAD YOU’LL BE AT THE POKEMON CENTER BEFORE NIGHT HITS DAY!

I have every urge to quote that godawful rhianna song BUT I WON’T

MY ICE BEAM IS GOING TO FREEZE YOU TO THE CORE
AND THEN YOU’RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD
FROM THE ICE INSIDE YOUR SOOOUULLL

THINK YOU’RE SO GOOD? LET ME ELABORATE

TIME FOR SHEAR COLD TO SEAL YOUR FATE!

IT’S SPELT SHEER CODDAMNIT MAN
I’M GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP; I’VE GOT A PLAN

I’D LIKE TO SEE TO TRY!

NOW COME AGAINST ME OR GO HOME AND CRY

DUDE FUCKING BRING IT ON

I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU WITH YOUR EGO DEAD AND GONE

REALLY? CLOYSTER? I’D CHOOSE BETTER…

BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU ARE TRAINER WHO’S LESSER!

CLOYSTER’S THE FUCKING SHIT DON’T YOU FORGET IT

IT’LL WIPE HALF YOUR TEAM, I’D BET IT

HEY, IF YOU’RE USING KANTO, I CAN TOO

I’LL TAKE IT OUT WITH MY PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PIKACHU’S AWFUL, RAICHU’S THE BETTER CHOICE

THOUGH IT’LL GET KNOCKED OUT BY WIGGLYTUFF’S HYPER VOICE

THEN I’LL FIGHT IT OFF WITH A FIGHTING POKEMON

GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD AND GO BACK TO DIGIMON!