The smashing whalepants.: Curse those midnight pokemon battles
I was supposed to get up early and I didn’t because my body is all kinds of achy and my eyes are all puffy
I didn’t even WIN any of the battles
/cries in cornerTrappedinthisbox says HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M EV TRAINING MY…
I’LL VINE WHIP YOU SO BAD YOU’LL BE AT THE POKEMON CENTER BEFORE NIGHT HITS DAY!
I have every urge to quote that godawful rhianna song BUT I WON’T
MY ICE BEAM IS GOING TO FREEZE YOU TO THE CORE
AND THEN YOU’RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD
FROM THE ICE INSIDE YOUR SOOOUULLLTHINK YOU’RE SO GOOD? LET ME ELABORATE
TIME FOR SHEAR COLD TO SEAL YOUR FATE!
IT’S SPELT SHEER CODDAMNIT MAN
I’M GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP; I’VE GOT A PLANI’D LIKE TO SEE TO TRY!
NOW COME AGAINST ME OR GO HOME AND CRY
DUDE FUCKING BRING IT ON
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU WITH YOUR EGO DEAD AND GONE
REALLY? CLOYSTER? I’D CHOOSE BETTER…
BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU ARE TRAINER WHO’S LESSER!
CLOYSTER’S THE FUCKING SHIT DON’T YOU FORGET IT
IT’LL WIPE HALF YOUR TEAM, I’D BET IT
HEY, IF YOU’RE USING KANTO, I CAN TOO
I’LL TAKE IT OUT WITH MY PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
PIKACHU’S AWFUL, RAICHU’S THE BETTER CHOICE
THOUGH IT’LL GET KNOCKED OUT BY WIGGLYTUFF’S HYPER VOICE
THEN I’LL FIGHT IT OFF WITH A FIGHTING POKEMON
GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD AND GO BACK TO DIGIMON!